bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
Selena Gomez overcame her lupus symptoms, dumped her shitty ex, changed record labels, released one of the best pop albums of 2015, was in a music video that won Best Music Video at the Grammys and the MTV music awards, and now posts bombin’ selfies almost everyday and tells men to fuck off like if that isn’t a glo up idk what is
and now she’s out there openly kissing girls like what kind of #lifegoals
the face of pantene and cocacola kicking ya faves ass right now dont fuck with selena man just dont!!! mess!!! with!!! her!!!!!!!!!
Latino people are refusing to be generalized by Donald Trump or anyone else.
I love this
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Maybe you’re a bitch
i mean i definitely am but youre still boring
“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.
Reblog the hell out of this
this is so brilliant oh my god
i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”
she’s stabbing him in the throat…
Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe
Others imply that they know what it is like to be depressed because they have gone through a divorce, lost a job, or broken up with someone. But these experiences carry with them feelings. Depression, instead, is flat, hollow, and unendurable. It is also tiresome. People cannot abide being around you when you are depressed. They might think that they ought to, and they might even try, but you know and they know that you are tedious beyond belief: you are irritable and paranoid and humorless and lifeless and critical and demanding and no reassurance is ever enough. You’re frightened, and you’re frightening, and you’re “not at all like yourself but will be soon,” but you know you won’t.
king-folie
mymercurialmind
imagine being able to read lips and reading the lips of someone who’s lip-sinking a song, except they don’t know the lyrics at all so they’re just mouthing bullshit and hoping to get by w/o anyone noticing, but you do. you notice. you know
i think about this a lot
as someone who can read lips, it’s actually really annoying
#i imagine this is the equivalent of knowing morse code and hearing random things at a tapdancing class - @saisai-chan
when Mom was in language school, there was a dude that knew/was learning morse code, and of course all the students decided that meant they had to mess w him (bc they were students and needed to have fun in class?)
everytime this dude started nodding off and half-sleeping someone would start tapping their pencil on their desk and pretty soon the dude would snap up and call out a random word like “Tree!”
and then realize what’s going on, and get super annoyed at everyone
My middle school history teacher stopped teaching Morse code because kids were using it to cheat on tests by blinking answers to each other.
excellent, excellent post, terrific contributions, all of you
